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Shooting fish in a barrel ...

There’s an increasingly aggressive atheist movement growing that has had enough. Get religion OUT of my public sphere, they say. http://outcampaign.org/. The internet has provided them with a blogosphere all of their own, where they can exchange ideas and insult believers. These people are on the march! What should we do to stop them? Well ... nothing!

I support the right of any individual to hold an atheist worldview provided that they enter into a reciprocal arrangement and support my right to hold an alternative worldview (i.e. Christian)

Ay, there’s the rub.

You see, some atheists don’t believe that they have a worldview. As far as they are they are concerned, religion is a virally transmitted mental disease, and they see it as their God given duty (wait, that can’t be right ...) to cure us of belief.

But Mr. Greg England, the theory of evolution is scientifically proven. You religious people, with your magic man in the sky, and tyrannical God ... blah, blah, blah. You believe that the world was created in six days, and Adam and Eve and the snake ...

Look it’s really simple. You need to face facts. None of us really knows anything. When we first appear in this world, we can’t find our a$$ with our hands. The scientific method allows us to create a cogent model of the physical processes that govern this universe, and hand this knowledge down to future generations. But that’s all it does.

In 1,000 years that’s still all it will be doing. Atheist philosophers like Sartre at least had the decency to admit that life was absurd. But you are in denial. You genuinely believe that the only reason why you don’t understand everything is because a few pieces of the jigsaw are missing, and once you find those pieces ... then what?  What exactly will you understand?

I’ll tell you what you WON’T understand. You will still believe that you have a blank cheque to go around bullying decent, hardworking, ordinary people just because they share a different worldview than you! You will still believe that you are somehow superior to the rest of the human race. If only everyone gave up religion, then everything would be okay. How naive are you?

Do you honestly think that we are that simple that we don’t appreciate how absurd the Bible appears to be?

Of course it’s absurd. It’s not meant to be a scientific text; it’s not even a work of metaphysics. It’s full of contradictions, and clauses that leave us all scratching our heads. The New Testament is the story of some Jewish bloke who claims he’s God, gets nailed to a tree, and God can’t even organise a single documentary account of the whole affair (instead we have to pick our way through Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).

What about Cain’s fears of being beaten up when he walks the earth: “Behold, thou has driven me out this day from the face of the earth: and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.” Who will slay you? Abel ... he’s dead. There’s always Mum and Dad, but unless they are living separate lives ... there isn’t anyone else.

The reason why I put my faith in Christ has nothing to do with reason.

But you could never, ever understand that, you don't even want to.

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Never the twain

Liberals are from Venus, and conservatives are from Mars. If only it were that simple. In fact, liberals and conservatives are both from Earth, but if you were an alien from space, you might assume they are from different species. Here’s a typical day for me (and yes, I live alone): Wake up, bathe, get dressed, drive to work, work, lunch, drive home, watch TV, read a book or go out, surf the internet, go to bed.

My concerns during my day might include the following:

· Do I have enough petrol in my fuel tank?
· How is the head gasket in my car doing?
· Have the police caught the people who vandalised my car
· Can I really afford to buy yet another book from Amazon?
· Hope my brother is okay.
· Sarah (name changed) looks a bit glum, maybe I’ll cheer her up.
· I need to visit the bottle bank, I’ve got too many bottles.
· For God’s sake why do we let these terrorists preach hatred in our country?
· Sheesh! Government is at it again.

I give a little to Oxfam. I recycle my bottles and cans. I support Nuclear Power, because if this Global warming thingy isn’t a crock, then we need some energy security fast. I’m what you call a moderate conservative. If it bothers me, I do something practical about it.

Then I get on with the rest of my life.

However, many of my co-workers are liberals. This is what they worry about:

· Global warming
· Asteroids hitting the earth
· Whether or not to flush the toilet
· Israel and the US
· Sandwich bags and carrier bags
· The Pope’s stance on gay marriage
· The Pope’s stance on abortion
· The Pope’s stance on anything
· Religion – is it the root of all evil?
· Religion – should it be banned?
· The new particle accelerator
· The union and work to rule
· Vegetarianism

I used to be a liberal, and I used to worry about some of these things. But I’m not a liberal any more. And I have had to reiterate this many, many times to co-workers and friends (and even family) until they get the message. We have to live in the same world, and liberal is supposed to mean tolerant (co-exist anyone?) But when liberals are about, they seethe with anger if I forget to throw paper into the recycle bin.

Because as we all know, paper is not biodegradable, and it sits on landfills for thousands of years!
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Horse and carriage

The UK’s Law Commission has lost the plot
I am referring to their latest harebrained proposal to reinstate the ‘common law marriage’.  Contrary to popular belief, common law marriages do not exist in the UK, and have not existed since the Marriage Act of 1753 (special rules apply in Scotland).

However, in their infinite wisdom, the Law Commission has decided that a change in the law is required.  It wishes to save couples from financial hardship and it is reacting to changes in lifestyles (the 2001 census recorded over two million cohabiting households).

http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/cohabitation.htm

Here are some extracts from their arguments:
 “The result of the current law’s inadequacy is hardship for many cohabitants on separation and, as a consequence, their children. This comes at a great personal cost to those involved. And in many cases relationship breakdown may lead to reliance on the State in the form of claims to welfare benefits and social housing.”

How can I oppose such legislation?  It’s for the children, remember.  In the spirit of ‘attack is the best form of defence’ they then go on to criticise potential opponents of the legislation, stating that:

“There will always be reasons why cohabitants do not or cannot take steps to protect themselves. In particular, it is often not feasible for a person simply to “get married” as his or her partner may not agree to do so. In such circumstances the only alternatives are to put up with the existing position or to leave the relationship.”

How can I strenuously object?
Well think about it.  For the first time in over 250 years it will be possible for someone to become married to you without even trying.  No bended knee or engagement ring will be necessary.  No public ceremony, no banns, no softly spoken words.  No “speak now and forever hold your peace.”

Other areas of life require verbal and written contracts.

But give someone a house key ... wait a couple of years ... and watch them take your house! 

(And who says you even shared a bed ...)

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Stop worshipping science

One of the most appalling developments in modern times has been the elevation of the status of the scientist to something approaching a demi-God. This has damaged our ability to apply common sense to scientific findings, and separate the wheat from the chaff.

We have projected onto scientists a set of super-human qualities. They appear to us to be omniscient, infallible and beyond worldly concerns. Science is regarded as a platonic endeavour, a pure search for the truth of the universe. Scientific results are recorded in scientific papers, and expressed in a mathematical language we can barely understand. Intermediaries translate these pronouncements to the masses. They are then communicated to us as if they are expressions of universal truth.

As scientific theories evolve, we tell ourselves that the old theories were merely incomplete revelations of divine truth, and that the current theories bring us closer to a beautiful Universal theory ...

Sorry, I can’t write this stuff any more. Just in case you missed out on your scientific education, here’s a refresher on the basics of the scientific method:

Construct a model of some physical process

Compare the model with current theories

Test the model against reality

If the model is any good, then with a bit of luck, over time it will become a theory

Repeat

That’s it. That’s all it is.

It’s not that much different to the process you go through when you have lost your car keys, where you hypothesise that the keys are behind the sofa, and you test the hypothesis by moving the sofa. You may draw upon statistics (I am always leaving them in the bathroom) or call upon other hypotheses to help in your search (I was making a coffee 5 minutes ago, I wonder if I left them in the kitchen).

It is a testament to the stability of the universe, and to the ingenuity of mankind that our scientific understanding has become so profound. Some people are able to add their little pebbles to this great cairn of human endeavour. Occasionally, a genius starts a new cairn.

But at the end of the day ... it’s just a pile of stones. And only pagans worship stones.

“I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.” Sir Isaac Newton

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Other inconvenient truths - part 2

Last night we were treated to the nauseating spectacle of sixty thousand people cheering as the lights went out over Wembley stadium. In a curious inversion of Genesis, where God let there be light, the liberal environmentalists plunged us into darkness.

It’s not that I doubt Al Gore’s sincerity: I’m sure he truly does fear for the future of humanity, as the seas rise and the world becomes water-world.

It’s not even his claims to “scientific-consensus” that get my goat, though I wonder just how much a politically motivated “scientific-consensus” is worth. Remember, these are probably the same spiritual eunuchs who believe that we have all evolved from inert matter.

No, what really enrages me are the stupid solutions that liberals come up.

Imagine for a moment that the conservative movement has got it wrong. Imagine that man-made global warming is really the catastrophic threat that Al Gore claims it is (as opposed to the more measured analyses offered by countless other scientists). A grown-up analysis would conclude that we need to build more nuclear power stations.

However, both of the mainstream environmental movements are stringently anti-nuclear power:
http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/nuclear
http://www.foe.co.uk/resource/faqs/questions/nuclear_energy.html

It would almost be forgivable if they had something positive to say about hydroelectric power:
http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/climate-change/solutions/hydroelectric
http://www.foe.co.uk/resource/briefings/bakun_hydroelectric_project.html

Nope. Greenpeace starts off okay, but then gets bogged down with eco-systems and dams etc.

Let’s face it – environmentalists believe that the world would be much better off without us, don’t they?

You may be a misty eyed liberal who gives $10 a month to these people, but if you actually bother to read what they say, they are no different from those activists who handed leaflets to you when you were at university telling you that every blue-chip company was the devil. I suspect at the time, you read those leaflets and believed them.

But now, with a family two kids to provide for and a mortgage to pay, I bet you are damn grateful that such blue-chips exist. I bet you are grateful that you are not struggling to earn a living in some poverty stricken part of China, where the natives can only dream of owning a refrigerator and a colour television.

Some environmentalists prefer to romanticise the noble 'mystical' savage who paints his face, takes hallucinogenic drugs and sticks a bone through his nose. Heck, in some cases they imitate them, with the tattoos and the drugs and the New Age religion. However, you will find no bone. The bone is replaced with a piercing, so as not to offend their vegan principles.

I believe that God put us on this earth to work, to cultivate the land and to go forth and multiply.  And given this command, you are likely to be far closer to God if you are working on sales figures at 3am in the morning than any number of hippies.

Pass it on!

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Other inconvenient truths

Last night I watched Al Gore’s documentary “An Inconvenient Truth” as I thought that it was about time I saw what all the fuss was about. To give Al Gore credit, he communicated his message clearly and in an engaging manner. Some of his points were quite valid as well (e.g. the need to improve fuel economy in our cars).

I’m not a climate scientist (although I am familiar with the scientific method) and so I will not question the science here. However, there are a few points that jar with me that need pointing out:

Scary Movie
The tagline for the film poster is “by far the most terrifying film you will ever see”. Now I don’t know about you, but I think that tagline could only have been written by someone who has never encountered true evil. Not a good start.

Consensus
At one point in the film, Al Gore claims to have surveyed more than 928 scientific papers and not one of them disagreed with the scientific consensus about global warming being man made. Well this is obviously wrong, just search the internet and voila, a paper disagreeing with the consensus.

In any case, it is pretty meaningless to talk about “scientific consensus”. There used to be a scientific consensus about Newtonian physics, and then along came quantum physics and the theory of relativity. Scientific knowledge advances through debate. You only get consensus in a communist regime.

Nuclear Power
If global warming is man-made, and it’s caused by CO2 emissions, then okay let’s build lots of nuclear power stations. End of debate. You don’t need a documentary to convey that message; you could put it on posters and in 30 second adverts on TV: “Vote for me, and save the planet through nuclear power!”

But the movie is strangely silent on the one technology that could actually make a big difference, both to CO2 emissions and our future energy security.

And that is scary!

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The myth of the apolitical

There are a whole host of political persuasions that you can define:
Conservative, Libertarian, Socialist, Social-Democrat, Anarchist ...

So what is it about Liberals in particular that sucks so much?

I believe it has something to do with the "myth of the apolitical". Liberals believe that they are apolitical, and everyone else is an extremist. It is impossible to have an honest debate with someone who believes that they have no ideology.

To take one hypothetical example, is it possible to debate the pros and cons of embryonic stem cell research with someone who believes that you should not put "ideology before science"?

Liberals are the defence lawyers of the political landscape; the rest of us are busy presenting a case. Let me illustrate with two examples:


Fahrenheit 911
Try reading Christopher Hitchen's analysis of Fahrenheit 911:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=13891

Good isn’t it! Hitchens comes from the left, and he is also pro the War on Terror, and strongly anti-religious. It is unlikely that you agree with all of his opinions, but at least he makes an effort to present a case. By contrast, Fahrenheit 911 has and eats several different cakes. Fahrenheit 911 does not illuminate, it obscures. That's what liberals do best!


BBC bias
In the UK the BBC has had to release an internal report, admitting to its own liberal bias. What is more interesting, is not that the BBC finally recognises that it has a bias (albeit begrudgingly, and with truckloads of caveats).

It's the number of liberals out there who defend the BBC for its impartiality (read UK newspaper's online discussion boards), even when the BBC's own journalists admit to a liberal bias:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=bbc+liberal+bias&meta=

Conclusion
The term "liberal" is one of the most elastic terms in politics.

- Sometimes is means left of centre - social democrat would be more accurate (pinko?)
- Sometimes it means socially liberal - e.g. John Stuart Mill
- Sometimes it means economically liberal - e.g. Margaret Thatcher.

So the term liberal can be used for social democrats, libertarians or free-marketeers.
But most of the time, it is a lazy term used by people who call themselves ‘a-political’

If you are ever in the UK and enter into a discussion with someone who is smugly 'a-political' quickly say the following phrase:

"I think you guys should privatise the NHS. After all, you don't have National Food Service, so why should health care be nationalised?"

Stand back and watch the sparks fly, as the liberal attempts to articulate a position that they inherited unthinkingly from their socialist friends.

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The War on Terror - an introduction to linguistic analysis

I have recently posted this, but it is worthy of it's own blog:

Quote: "The concept of a war waged on terror is a deception."

No it isn't.

"The War on Terror" is a euphemism to appease the liberal Left, but it hasn't worked. The euphemism was required because liberal arts students don't understand the mathematics of set theory (explained at the end of this comment)

What we are engaged in is a struggle with Islamist-fascism.

(Not Islamic, but Islamist. I am referring to a political movement, not having a dig at a major world religion.)

Islamist because it has its roots in an extremist implementation (or interpretation depending on your viewpoint) of the most violent clauses within Islamic theology.

Fascist because it proposes implementation of theocratic totalitarian government, and the dissolution of all secular space within society.

The threat is real. It is NOT dreampt up by wing-nuts. I can prove this by directing you to view a Middle Eastern monitor TV:

http://www.memritv.org/

 

Now for set theory:

To imply that A is a member of B it does not follow that B is a member of A.

For example, all Americans are human beings does not imply that all human beings are Americans.

However, if I state that most terrorist threats come from Islamist-fascism then the liberal left start getting twitchy.

But it does NOT follow from my statement that all Muslims are terrorists, or even that most Muslims are terrorists.

In fact, if you actually read my statement, it is perfectly possible that NO MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS.

(Since it is possible to assume that true Muslims are not Islamists)

Is that PC enough for you?

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Logic goes out of the window

Liberal Wisdom on the Middle East

Once again the liberals are blaming the West for ALL the problems in the Middle East.

However, if you join all their arguments together into one paragraph you get the following:

Israel is to blame for not allowing Fatah to obtain weapons to fight Hamas, and for supporting Hamas as an alternative to Fatah. The US is to blame for providing Fatah with weapons to fight Hamas (which Hamas now have). The western world is to blame for not supporting the democratically elected Hamas in the first place.

Several cakes are being had and eaten here, aren’t they?


Liberal Wisdom on the environment

Lib: Save the planet by cutting CO2 emissions.
Con: Let’s build some hydroelectric power plants.
Lib: No, that’s bad for rivers and for the people and ...
Con: Let’s build some nuclear power plants.
Lib: You can’t do that. Nuclear power is dangerous.
Con: More dangerous than rising sea levels?
Lib: (ignoring the question) You must conserve energy, cut back on what you use.
Con: How?
Lib: Use energy free light bulbs, and stop flushing the toilet so often.
Con: Sit in the dark, s**t in a bucket?

Even if you call their bluff, and find ways to drastically cut our energy usage, they are still carping on. 

For example, when EasyJet recently unveiled a concept for a low carbon eco-plane, Friends of the Earth were full of praise for the initiative calling it a “sensible initiative that will radically reduce emissions”.

I’m joking of course.

They were quick to criticise, asking for “massive cuts in the anticipated growth in air travel”.

With Friends of the Earth like these ... who needs enemies?

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That's about the size of it ...

Type the phrase "worst country" into www.google.co.uk.

I'm not going to tell you what it is.  You know what country I'm referring to - it's the one that everyone bangs on about ... all the time ...  For the sake of this discussion, let's assume that I'm talking about that country that is the size of Wales.

Anyway, go on ....

Type the phrase "worst country" into www.google.co.uk.

The FIRST hit is a country the size of Wales.
The SIXTH hit is also a country the size of Wales.

Think about this for a moment. There are approximately 193 countries in the world.

Why did Google find a country the size of Wales first?

The chances of this happening purely by chance, all other things being equal, are approximately 0.5%

Imagine for a moment that countries the size of Wales may be guilty as charged of ALL the accusations that are thrown at them. If we are purely talking about landmass and numbers of people involved, it would STILL pale into insignificance alongside Sudan and North Korea.

For some empirical evidence of North Korean misery, you only have to look at the picture taken by Nasa:

www.cojoweb.com/earthlights.html

South Korea is lit up like a Christmas tree.

When you go north, everything goes dark except for Pyongyang.

What can it be like to live there?

Surely a search on "worst country" in Google should recover North Korea before a country the size of Wales.

Yet I have to scroll to hit 25 before I find North Korea mentioned in the search text.

Why is that?

Even if we accept the a priori assumption that countries the size of Wales can be dreadful countries, the fact that they appear so much higher up on the list is proof that undue focus is given to countries the size of Wales.

I therefore deduce that there is an orchestrated hate campaign against countries the size of Wales.

Forget politics, this is what logical analysis demonstrates.

I sadly conclude that it is extremely difficult to have an objective discussion about country the size of Wales and human rights, given that there is a VAST propaganda HATE campaign against countries the size of Wales.

Go Figure …

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The wheel turns but the hamster is dead

There are two types of people in the world – those who believe that there are only two types of people in the world and ... well you get the point. However, if the online CIA fact-book is to be believed, there are over 6 billion people in the world, and if we assume that each person is unique, then there are over 6 billion types of people in the world. That equates to over 6 billion unique perspectives on life – a lifetime of learning from others.

However, there is a breed of human who is impervious to alternative perspectives. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Moonbat. The philosophical perspective of the Moonbat can be broken down into separate psychological and philosophical components.

(1) Monomania

(2) Logical positivism

Let me illustrate by example. Imagine a Moonbat initiates a conversation with you.

The first trait that will be exhibited is the psychological trait, which reveals the underlying monomania. This kind of liberal will make a wildly stupid rhetorical statement e.g. countries the size of Wales are responsible for all the world’s problems. This is their monomania, but they don’t realise that this perspective is an a priori assumption.

Then, in order to articulate their position, they switch to logical positivism. They start to quote all kinds of facts and figures at you. The purpose of this data is not to clarify their position. The purpose of this data is to prevent you from responding.

This double whammy of rhetoric followed by dialectic leaves most of us open mouthed in astonishment.

e.g.

“Countries the size of Wales” are responsible for all the world’s problems. Over 232 bombs were dropped on the Anglesey freedom fighters in the last conflict, and over 600 civilians were killed. The English should stop supporting the Welsh.

You might want to respond with the following:

- The Anglesey freedom fighters have the total annihilation of Wales written into their charter.

- The Anglesey freedom fighters are supplied with weapons from anti-Celtic sympathisers.

- The Anglesey freedom fighters teach their children to hate the Welsh and poison their sheep.

However, the sheer audacity and hubris of the Moonbat takes your breath away. It’s like listening to someone with a broken brain. Only a razor-sharp wit like Ann Coulter’s could respond in time. But for you it is too late.   The Moonbat grins that sickly one-dimensional grin ... it never, ever occurs to the Moonbat that there are another 5,999,999,999 people in the world with different perspectives.

The Moonbat flys off, and you want to shout out "but can't you see you are wrong?"

But the Moonbat sees nothing, and flys off into the night.  Bitterly disappointing.


Never mind, there’s always the blog ...

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Materialism is not a humanism

This started out as a comment on a townhall column. However, I believe the subject is important enough for its own blog, so I have duplicated the comment here:

There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of religious faith that can be made, and should be made. And atheists, more than any other faith group, are in a unique position to make these criticisms.

However, materialism is an intellectually dishonest position for atheists to take. It fails the test of radical empiricism, that is to say it fails to capture the totality of human experience.

For example, it is reasonable to be skeptical about miracles. However, it is unreasonable to be skeptical about more prosaic experiences such as falling in love, or entering a room and sensing a "bad atmosphere".

These experiences are part of the human condition. To rely on a logical positivistic framework when you should be refering to your own personal experiences of life shows just how dehumanised and morally bankrupt the secular left has become.

How is it possible to form a genuine friendship with someone who genuinely believes that you are nothing more than a collection of atoms and molecules; bones and flesh?

Such a nihilistic position is abhorrent. There have been plenty of intellectuals from the secular left who have not stooped to such a level, and whilst they may have had a very anti-religious world view they have provided important insights into the human condition - Jean Paul Sartre and Albert Camus to name two.

I for one, would rather listen to a diatribe from Christopher Hitchens than any number of cold-fish analyses from Richard Dawkins, because I am more interested in understanding life than in listening to someone elucidate the narrowest of narrow world views.

Reality is more important than ideology.

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Why do liberals hate God?

 Yesterday I stumbled quite by accident on the following website:
http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

This website is looking for Christian volunteers to mock, so I thought I’d take a look, and maybe ask a few tricky questions of my own:

- What are the laws of physics made of?

- If Susan Blackmore doesn’t exist, who gets the royalties from her books?

- How many amputees do you actually know, or care about?

Unfortunately, there are the “Rules of Engagement”. These prohibit you from name calling, insults and sarcasm. Restrictions on name calling and insults I can understand. But restrictions on sarcasm?

How can you communicate with liberals without sarcasm?

For example, what are you supposed to say when liberals mock you for believing in “magic man in the sky” and then go on to tell you that the End of the World is Nigh.

- Let there be low energy light bulbs?

You see, I’ve been very patient with liberals to date, really I have. I’ve given that sickly Christian smile when I’ve been told for the umpteenth that religion is a mental illness (as opposed to atheism which is a psychiatric disorder). But all that is over now that Ann Coulter has shown me the way. Hallelujah!

No more cheek turning for me for now is the time to “Beat your ploughshares into swords, and your pruning hooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong”. [Joel 3:10].

I’m just kidding of course. Next time you step on my feet you know that I will be the one that apologises to you! The meek really ought to invest in steel toe caps; otherwise there will be a lot of people with sore feet inheriting the earth.

So go on, fit your low energy lightbulbs, put on your wooly hat and hurl that trashcan through that shop window. Burn those cars, why don’t you? Spend your waking hours weighing up whether it is better to buy fair trade to help the poor farmers in the developing world, or buy local produce to reduce the food miles.

Because let’s be honest. If you truly gave a damn about the developing world you would stop making so many lame excuses for the terrorists.

And in the long run that might mean fewer amputees …

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Choose Life ...

Today I am going to tell you where Evil comes from.

But first of all, let’s list some of the tired old excuses that some people like to give for the existence of Evil:

  • Genes
  • Culture
  • Poverty
  • Childhood
  • Society
  • Television
  • Guns
  • Mental illness
  • Religion
  • America
  • Countries the size of Wales

If you have ever used one of these excuses then you have come to the right place. 
I'm going to put you back on the straight and narrow.

Okay, are you ready for it?

People are evil because they choose to be.
They get a real kick out of it

I know, you wanted something more profound than that. 
But sometimes truth really is that simple.

Give up on that 'evil' stuff and try some ‘good’ instead. 
Because the second piece of wisdom to be imparted today is ...

People are good because they choose to be.
It brings joy into their lives,
and into other people’s lives

Ciao!

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Hayek 1, Friedman 0

The Matrix

I never really understood the point of the Matrix:

"Underachiever takes a pill and discovers the world is an illusion."

Hey, any high school drop-out from the 60s could have told you that one. The Hindus use the term 'Maya' to describe the finite phenomenological world; in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Robert Pirsig ends up in a psychiatric hospital because of it.

For this analysis however, I'm more interested in the choice of pills.

Take the blue pill, and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Take the red pill however, and you enter the real world.

In terms of the UK, we only have the blue pill available. The Labour Party, Liberal Democrats and Conservative Party are all competing with each other to see who can be the most liberal.

In the US however, you still have the option of taking the red pill. You can wake up, cast aside the Maya that is liberalism, and fight Agent Smith. The choice is yours.

 

Road Pricing

In the UK nearly 2 million people signed an on-line petition against the road pricing proposal.

So many people signed the petition, that the government has decided to put the proposal into action anyway!

The government wishes to install tracking systems in every car, so that they can charge a variable road toll and hence address congestion. This is another example of liberals making the world worse for the benefit of everyone. Never mind the civil liberties issues, never mind the fact that Friends of the Earth like the idea.

What really gets my goat is that this is an abuse of the powers of government.

As any good conservative knows, good government is government by Rule of Law. The whole point of government by Rule of Law is that everyone is subject to the same set of rules. As long as you obey the law (e.g. drive on the left hand side of the road) everyone is happy.

This scheme however, provides government with a series of levers and pulleys in which they can plan and design and manipulate exactly where the populace is allowed to drive.

Too many people driving on the A12 during rush hour? No problem, pull a lever and all of a sudden you price people away from that road. Nobody has even attempted to explain the impact on local businesses, or house prices.

Planning journeys is going to become an absolute nightmare. My sat-nav only optimises by time and distance: are the government going to buy me a replacement that also optimises by price?

How exactly does driving the long way around a congestion area save the planet?

More to the point, why don't the government mind their own business. We already have a mechanism to encourage optimum fuel usage - it's called the fuel tax.

And congestion is nature's way of telling you to find an alternative route to work!

I know Milton Friedman was in favour of road pricing, but I prefer Hayek's analysis (from the Road to Serfdom, appropriately enough):

"It does not matter whether we all drive on the left or on the right side of the road so long as we all do the same"

Of course the UK government wants to tell us where we can drive, and I want to tell them where to go.

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